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"And what if I don't want you to respect me?"

Oh boi. I had a very... interesting DnD session yesterday.

A little context: We are playing Dungeons and Dragons and we're a four member party formed by a Paladdin, a Rogue (formerly a Mage), a Druid and a Warlock (me). My character is a Genasi Warlock, very handsome (Kouran), and has certain atraction to the Tiefling cute-ass rogue (Dahlia) who's the adopted daughter of one of the captains of the Portuary Town we're currently questing.

We're investigating the murders of a bunch of tieflings with flower names by the hand of a strange cult (so obviously we all think Dahlia will be a target at some point) and in this session we had to investigate her mother (Hismaya) and the rumored lover of her, Viren, another of the captains.

SO! I was in the task of distracting Hismaya while the Druid investigated her office. Kouran is a very charismatic warlock, he likes the sailor life so he can get his way into a lady's (or man's) bed (not on purpose for the most of it, he sucks at flirting actually, he's just very handsome). Hismaya has a brothel, so she's a madame, and Kouran works for her at the tavern, doing mermaid shows since he can actually breathe underwater. They talk a lot, he's distracting her quite well until she leads him to her office (lucky for us the druid had finished her investigations and was going out at the time disguised as an ant.

We go into her office. She locks the door. Shit.

She starts to question me... about her daughter!!! For the stuff we could see during the druid's searching for information, she has a ton of drawings and diaries of Dahlia from when she was a kid, so we know she cherishes her baby somehow, she's protective and a single mother so, of course, she was intimidating. BUT!!!

She... seduces Kouran. Oh boi. She puts incense (apparently was not enchanted but... bro) she uses her brothel skills to the max, asking me questions, threatening Kouran that if he hurts Dahlia's heart, it will be hell to pay... Then she sits on the desk in fron of him, opens her legs (right into his face) and he stammers something about "I respect women despite my promiscuous appearance" and she goes... "And what if I don't want you to respect me?"

No need for saving throws. I was done. Star Transition(?). You remember that Hamilton musical song? The one that explains about Mariah?

Hey...

Well HAHAHA. After going to group B for their investigation of Viren we all reunite on our basecamp (a Tavern called the Beerholder) and of course they can smell the incense... and the other stuff... And Kouran is quite ashamed for being tempted into that stupid trick (he's just a man, and I'm a sucker for romance drama) and Dahlia of course was pissed. 

We later on had a conversation about the situation and it turns out IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME HISMAYA DOES THIS TO DAHLIA??? So, yeah. Kouran is kind of safe? Of course Dahlia is mad still, but she admits he's CUTE!!! 

I love these two dorks. The scene cuts there and we have another session programmed in two weeks. So if you liked this post stay tunned for more DnD gossip(?).

Anyway Byee~